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Blonde Jokes

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

Low Sex Drive

An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered." The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive lowered?" To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head;  I need it LOWERED!"

An Angry Husband or a Stupid Husband?

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover, "See, I told you he was stupid."

The Right Card

At the card shop...

A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No."

A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?"

"I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"

Why Men Name Penises

Q: Why do men name their penises?

A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions!