Sexist Jokes - About Women

A Cheese Sandwich.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Food Jokes (Cheese Jokes)
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Blind Man

A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. "Who is it?" "Blind man," came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door. The man's jaw dropped and he stammered, "Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?" 

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Remove My Curse

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation  "I now pronounce you man and wife."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Old Age Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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