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10 Things to Never Say to a Naked Man
Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:
- Awww...that's cute
- Well, at least you're good at other things
- Do you think it'll fit in my old Barbie® clothes?
- My li'l brother has one like that.
- Are you cold?
- ...giggles...
- Maybe we should just be friends
- Can you make it dance?
- Umm...maybe you should get dressed
- Oh...look...its hiding!
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Woman On The Moon
Q: Why didn't NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
A: Because it does not need to be cleaned!
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No Fooling
Just came back from holiday in Thailand and I came so close to sleeping with a lady boy. Looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talked like a lady and even kissed like a lady. It was only when she drove me to her place and reversed parked the car in the garage first time that I thought, "Hang on a damn minute."
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Submitted BY: DrDraculaConstantine
