Looking for Love

An woman walks into a drug store and asks the man behind the counter if they sell extra large condoms. The clerk looks at the woman quizzically, but shrugs and tells her "Yes, we do. They're right here behind the counter." The woman thanks the clerk and sits down in a nearby chair. The clerk asks the woman, "Is there something else I can help you with, Ma'am?" The woman winks and smiles at the clerk and says "No, thank you. I'm just waiting here to see who buys them".

Blonde Jokes

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.

No Coffee

My dad once told me that if a woman offers you coffee, she means sex.
Now i'm banned from Starbucks.