Sexist Jokes

Xmas Tree

Q: Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
A: Because it stays up, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on.

Anonymous

7 Kinds of Passionate Women

The seven kinds of passionate women
1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!"
3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!"
4.The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping
5.The Sprinter - "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"
6.The Religious - "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
7.The Mathematician - "More! More! More! More!

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Anonymous

Better Soliders

Q: Why do women make better soldiers?
A: Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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Submitted BY: srehak1