Sexist Jokes

Why Do Women Have Arms

Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

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A Guide to Opening a Beer

Q: How do you open a can of beer?
A: That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!

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Why Men Name Their Penis

Q: Why do men name their penis?
A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.

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