Sexist Jokes

Why do Women Love Cats????

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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The Girl With Two Black Eyes?

Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Feminist Fairytale!

Feminist's Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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