News Flash

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary... 
It means 75% are running around untreated.

Why do Women Love Cats????

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

The Girl With Two Black Eyes?

Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.