Sexist Jokes

Finding perfect men

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

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Anonymous

In The Beginning

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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Anonymous

News Flash

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary... 
It means 75% are running around untreated.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Submitted BY: gitzky