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Niagra

The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have developed a pill to increase lubrication in females. The pill will be called Niagra.

Waterfall

Q: What is a waterfall that goes upwards?

A: ...Viagrafalls

Viagra at Nursing Homes

Q: Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the old men living there?

A: It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.

Getting the System Going Again

An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

A Boat Load Filled With Viagra...

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor. They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.