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Viagra And Mr. Clean

Q: What happens when you mix Viagra with Mr. Clean?

A: Rise and shine.

Viagra Ingredients Revealed!

After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists have discovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!

VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!)

  • 3% Vitamin E
  • 2% aspirin
  • 2%ibuprofen
  • 1% Vitamin C
  • ...and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
  • ...92% Fix-A-Flat!

Nursing Home Viagra

Q: Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the old men living there?

A: It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.

Quick Wit

An older guy goes to the doctor’s office to ask about getting a prescription for Viagra. He’s in the waiting room when the woman at the reception desk calls his name and says, for everyone to hear, “Mr. Herder, You’re here to see the doctor about your impotence, right?” The guy is mortified. “No,” he says, just as loudly. “I’m looking into getting a sex change operation, and I was hoping to get the same doctor who did yours.”

Partial Dosage

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said  "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces." The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good." The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."