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Top 10 Viagra Slogans.

  1. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
  2. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
  3. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight
  4. Viagra, Home of the whopper
  5. Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em
  6. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
  7. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling
  8. Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.
  9. Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.
  10. and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra: ... This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

Lesbians Can Also Take Viagra

Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.

Rogaine And Viagra

Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?

A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.

Still Not Home

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?" "Oh, that's not a problem for us men any more!" announces a proud physician, "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history." So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way. A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful! I've had sex fourteen times in eight days!" "Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician, "What does your wife think about it?" "Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't even been home yet!"

Generic Drugs

Generic Drug Names: Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.  So what's the generic name for Viagra?  Mydixadroopin