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Getting the System Going Again

An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

A Boat Load Filled With Viagra...

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor. They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.

Top 10 Viagra Slogans.

  1. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
  2. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
  3. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight
  4. Viagra, Home of the whopper
  5. Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em
  6. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
  7. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling
  8. Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.
  9. Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.
  10. and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra: ... This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

Lesbians Can Also Take Viagra

Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.

Rogaine And Viagra

Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?

A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.