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Scratching Women

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed?

A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Hated Words -Riddles

Q: The three words most hated by men during sex?

A: Are you in?

The Lips Speak Out

Q: What did the left p*ssy lip say to the right p*ssy lip?

A: "We used to be really tight until you let that d*ck come between us."

Buffalo Billy

Buffalo Billy had a 10-foot willy, He showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake, So she whacked it with a rake, And now it's only five-foot-four.

Smallest Hotel

Q: What is the smallest hotel in the world?

A: A pussy - because you gotta leave your bags outside!