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Deer Nuggets -Riddles

Q: Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?

A: Chicken nuggets are $1.49, but deer nuggets are under a BUCK.

Your Wife and Bonuses

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Snowpeople

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

A: Snowballs.

The Purpose of Breasts

A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.

"Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts.

"Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven."

Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.

Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. "Mummy, mummy, Aunt Mary is dying!"

"What do you mean?" says his mother.

"Well she's in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both her balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling 'God, I'm coming! I'm coming!!!'"

Breast Awareness

Perfect breasts (o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + )

Perky breasts (*)(*)

Big nipple breasts (@)(@)

A cups o o

D cups { O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts (oYo)

Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts (o)(O)

Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)

Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )

Android Breasts | o | | o |

Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

OK now that you have had your laugh, remember breast cancer awareness -- so have those boobs checked out and stay healthy...