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Poetic justice

A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in a park.
The witness: They were fucking your honor
The judge:  Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:
The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear until tiny sounds came to my ear. There was this couple on the ground there and his balls were dangling in the air and you know his what was in her you know where.  If that wasn't fucking your Honor I wasn't there.

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Judge Jokes)
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Upmanship

An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life. Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild. Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in chocolate, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild. Aussie: When I finish making love to my wife, I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains, and my wife...she goes wild!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes)
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Definition of Innocence

Q: What's the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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