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Desert Island Watch Tower

A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sex on the beach! Get back to work!" The husband yells back, "We're not having sex!" Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger's shift. Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower. His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach. The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, it really does look like f**king from up here!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Movie Love

My girlfriend told me "To make love to me like they do in the movies"
Long story short, I'm due in court soon. Guess we don't watch the same kind of movies.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: DntUnderstandRandomE

Sex Is A Killer

A guy went to his doctor full of anger. "Doc," he said, "I feel like killing my wife. You've got to help me. Please tell me what I should do." The doctor thought for a moment. "Look," he said, "Here are some pills. Take these twice a day and they'll allow you to keep an erection and have sex six time a day. If you do this for thirty days, you'll finally screw her to death. And the autopsy will just show that she died of heart failure during sex." "Wonderful, doc," said the grateful patient. "I'll start with this right away." He left with the bottle of pills and a smile on his face. Nearly a month passed. One day, while on a medical convention, the doctor passed by the patient coming down the sidewalk in a wheelchair, just barely managing to move forward. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "What happened to your wife?" "Don't worry, doc," the patient reassured him, "two more days and she'll be dead."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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