Sex Jokes - Bestiality Jokes

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?

A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

This math test can predict your favorite film (mine was Spider Man - No way home)

Pick a number between 1 and 9.

Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together

Now discover your favorite film!

1. Solo: A Star Wars Story
2. Spider Man - No way home
3. Captain America
4. Black Panther
5. The Martian
6. Avengers: Infinity War
7. Isle of Dogs
8. Ready Player One
9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep
10. Annihilation

Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?

A: So they push back harder.

My young nephew Tommy asked me how babies are made. I had no idea how to approach it so I looked online and found a video that explains it all. At the end of the video I told him, "It's basically just like that, only the white goo on her face should have gone up her pussy and normally there isn't a horse involved."

Q:  What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?

A: The guy who gave it to him.