Sex Jokes - Bestiality Jokes
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feels a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"
"Huey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?"
"Duey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?"
The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."
Give The Dog A Bone
Q: How do you give a dog a bone?
A: Tickle its balls.
Driver's Ed Sex Ed
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Favorite Film
This math test can predict your favorite film (mine was Spider Man - No way home)
Pick a number between 1 and 9.
Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together
Now discover your favorite film!
- Solo: A Star Wars Story
- Spider Man - No way home
- Captain America
- Black Panther
- The Martian
- Avengers: Infinity War
- Isle of Dogs
- Ready Player One
- The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep
- Annihilation
Sex With Sheep
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?
A: So they push back harder.
