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Having Affairs

Q: Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?
A: Yup, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Veterinarian Jokes ) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Riddles
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Jump Two Feet

Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers. The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at the rubbers and asks the chemist if he has any other kind. The chemist goes into the back and brings out another pack. "Nah," says Johnny, "what else do you have?" "Well," the chemist replies, "the only other kind that I have are the ones with all the bumps and ridges on them. Do you know what these will do to a woman?" Little Johnny says, "No... but they'll make a goat jump about two feet off of the ground!"

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home)
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Desert Ride

A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the desert. After a few days the camel falls over dead. After looking over the situation the priest figures neither one of them will survive the rest of the journey.
The priest asks the nun "I have never seen a woman's breasts, and at this point it probably wouldn't matter much, so could I see yours?" The nun agrees and shows him her breasts.   "May I touch them?" asks the priest. The nun allows him to. The priest comments sincerely how wonderful they are.
The nun then asks "Father, I have never seen a man's penis before, could you show me yours?" The priest drops his drawers. "May I touch it?" After she fondles his penis for a minute he sports a huge erection. The priest says, "you know if I place my penis in the proper place it can give life!"
"Is that right" the nun replies? "Yes," says the priest. "Then why don't you stick it up that camels ass and lets get the hell out of here!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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