Sex Jokes

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis. The professor commented, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way." She replied, "What other way?"

A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?'' He replies ''So I know which is my left and which is my right'' 'Oh'' says the guy ''Now I know why my wife has C and A written on her panties!''

Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore. So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom. "Hello Ms., could you please come in here and fix my clock". Of course, she innocently agreed. She walked into the office, and looked around. "Where's the clock sir?", she asked. Suddenly, the president stood up and dropped his pants. "That's not a clock Mr. Clinton!", she exclaimed. "It will be", he replied, "Once you put two hands and a face on it !".

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off. As he's groping around for it, his hand goes between her legs, up under her skirt, and lands on her twat. She says, "That's it! That's it!" He says, "It can't be. I part mine on the side."

A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his genitals in the window. "What does this have to do with my throat?" "Nothing, I just hate the neighbors!"