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Penal Enlargement Announcement

I was actually thinking about getting penal enlargement surgery -- thought I'd share that with everybody. But the surgery is dangerous, and it's really expensive. But I found this great, safe alternative to penal enlargement surgery: the metric system.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Ads & Newspapers (Public Announcements)
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Black and Asian Penis Sizes

The myth about blacks having big penises is true. And Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Submitted BY: dodookid

Top 10 Thanksgiving Comments

10. Reach in and grab the giblets.
9. Whew..... that's one terrific spread!
8. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
6. Talk about a huge breast!
5. "And he forces his way into the end zone."
4. She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 minutes to hold her down.
3. It's cool whip time!
2. If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst.
1. It must be broken 'cause when I push on the top, nothing squirts out.

Categories: Top 10 Lists , Sex Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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