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Once Upon A Time In An Elavator

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me." She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Blonde Operation

A young blonde lady is in the hospital for an operation.  She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"
He says, "You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde)
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Anonymous

Bar Toast - Nipples

Here's to Nipples, without them Titties would be pointless.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts
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