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Green Balls

Q: If you've got a green ball in your left hand, and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have?
A: Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Well Endowed Hunchback

A guy is at a urinal in a public restroom when a hunchback walks in and stands next to him. He glances over and sees that the hunchback has a gigantic penis. The guy says, "Man, if I had a dick that big, I would be sucking it all day." The hunchback replies, "How do you think I got to be a hunchback?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
Anonymous

No Fooling

Just came back from holiday in Thailand and I came so close to sleeping with a lady boy. Looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talked like a lady and even kissed like a lady. It was only when she drove me to her place and reversed parked the car in the garage first time that I thought, "Hang on a damn minute."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Transvestite Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Submitted BY: DrDraculaConstantine