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Blew a Seal

An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and to have it looked over. The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says, "Ma'am it looks like you blew a seal."
The Alaskan woman replies wiping her face, "No, it's just Mayonaise."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Family Slammer

I almost got raped in jail ... 
My family takes monopoly way too seriously.

Submitted BY: FotysOnDeck

Green Balls

Q: If you've got a green ball in your left hand, and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have?
A: Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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