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What's 72

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Stop Smoking

Q: What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?

A: Fill his water bed with gasoline.

Forest Smurfs

Q: Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?

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Q: What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

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Tickle Me Elmo

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A: Two Test Tickles