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Q: What did the penis say to the condom?

A: Cover me, I'm going in!

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Q: What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?

A: What part of *yes* don't you understand?

Porno in the 70s

Q: How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's?

A: The guys' schlongs have sideburns!

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Q: What's worse than a cardboard box?

A: Paper titties.