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Banana Math

Q: What do you get when you cut a banana in two?

A: A banana split!

Parrot Sounds

Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot.

Cow Music

Q: What do cows like to dance to?

A: Any kind of moosic they like!

Oreo Dentist

Q: Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?

A: Because he lost his filling.

Elephant Joke

Q: How do you get out of an elephants stomach?

A: Run around until you're pooped out!