Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?
A: He saw the salad dressing !
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: He neverlands
Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Hat & Scarf
Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?
A: You hang around while I go ahead!