Hide and Seek
Q: What did the rug say to the floor?
A: I've got you covered!
Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's.
Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?
A: Robber ducks!
Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!
Q: What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
A: I scream