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Hide and Seek

Q: What did the rug say to the floor?

A: I've got you covered!

Snake Hand

Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

A: Someone else's.

Bad Ducks

Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?

A: Robber ducks!

Elvis Bite

Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?

A: Fang you, Fang you very much!

Spooky Birthday

Q: What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

A: I scream