Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.
Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's.
Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!
Q: What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
A: I scream
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!