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German Clock Maker

Q: What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,tick'?
A: 'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'

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Egomaniac Light Bulb

Q: How many egomaniac does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, because the egomaniac can hold the bulb, and the rest of the world will naturally revolve around him.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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Your Cheese

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.

Categories: Food Jokes (Cheese Jokes) , Riddles
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