Tall Black People
Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!
Obama On Halloween
Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween?
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!
Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.
Poker In The Jungle -Riddles
Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's.