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Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?

A: It's because their knee grows!

Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 

A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!

Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?

A: In the snow bank.

Poker In The Jungle -Riddles

Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

A: Too many cheetahs.

Snake Hand

Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

A: Someone else's.