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Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because it was a double-crosser.

 

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

A: To take over the other side.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?

A: To get to the other tide.

 

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 

A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

Bad Smell

Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?

A: Because he plays with Pooh.

Easter Cross

Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?

A: Bugs Bunny.

Frog Death

Q: How do frogs die?

A: They Kermit suicide!