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The Big Jump

Q: OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the ground first?

A: The brunette, because the other two don't exist!

China Apple

Q: What does Apple call their new iPhone 13 Pro for Chinese people?

A: The iOpener

Graveyard Hair Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?

A: "Curl Up and Dye."

Blondes Lightning

Q: Why did the blonde like lightning?

A: She thought someone was taking her picture.

Rich Asian

Q: What do you call a rich Asian?

A: Cha Ching!