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The best jokes and joke writers!

Soggy Doggie -Riddles

Q: If your dog jumped into a swimming pool, what is the first thing he would do?

A: Get wet.

Here Chicken Chicken

Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

Tail Chase -Riddles

Q: What did the dog say when he finally caught his tail?

A: "This is the end."

Coward K9 -Riddles

Q: How is a cowardly dog like a leaky faucet?

A: They both run.

Street Dog -Riddles

Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

A: Put them in a barking lot.