Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?
A: Candy Corn
African American vs. Couch
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a couch?
A: A couch can support a wife and kids
Difference Between Black and Asian
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
A: Put floss over their eyes.
Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."