Yellow Teeth Fix
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...
Right and Wrong
Q: If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make?
A: An airplane.
Q: What's an Italians favorite part of football?
A: Half time, they get to switch sides again.
Let Me Out
Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?
A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!
Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"