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Anteaters

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A: Because they are full of antibodies!

Wearing Polish Underwear

Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?

A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!

Chinese and Mexican

Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Spider TV

Q: What is a spiders favorite TV show?

A: The newly web game!

Light Bulb - Firemen

Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Four, one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.