Q: Why don't anteaters get sick?
A: Because they are full of antibodies!
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!
Chinese and Mexican
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive!
Q: What is a spiders favorite TV show?
A: The newly web game!
Light Bulb - Firemen
Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.