Long, Black and Smelly
Q: What is long, black, and smelly?
A: The unemployment line.
Q: Why does the University of Tennesse football team wear orange to all their Saturday games?
A: So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.
Black Pregnancy Test
Q: How do black women perform a pregnancy test?
A: Insert fired chicken leg into vagina, hold for 30 seconds. Remove and inspect. If a bite is missing, there's a little nigga in there.
Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?
A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.
MJ at Walmart
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?
A: Boys pants were half off.