Q: What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law and a great lawyer knows the judge!
Q: Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
A: Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
Don't Talk Back
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was.
Apparently Bruce Jenner was "inappropriate."
Q: What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?
A: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.