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The best jokes and joke writers!

Good Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law and a great lawyer knows the judge!

Bean Soup

Q: Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?

A: Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

Don't Talk Back

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

X-Men

I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was.

Apparently Bruce Jenner was "inappropriate."

Bus Over

Q: What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.