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Long, Black and Smelly

Q: What is long, black, and smelly?

A:  The unemployment line.

Tennessee Colors

Q: Why does the University of Tennesse football team wear orange to all their Saturday games?

A: So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

Black Pregnancy Test

Q: How do black women perform a pregnancy test?

A: Insert fired chicken leg into vagina, hold for 30 seconds. Remove and inspect.  If a bite is missing, there's a little nigga in there.

Walmart Looting

Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?

A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.

MJ at Walmart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?

A: Boys pants were half off.