Redneck's Last Words
Q: What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
A: "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"
Pick Up Line
Q: What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?
A: Get in the truck!
Q: How do you castrate a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth!
Shark Week - Lender
Q: To whom do fish go to borrow money?
A: The loan shark!
Q: What's the best thing about growing old?
A: You get to hide your own Easter eggs.