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Redneck's Last Words

Q:  What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?

A:  "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"

Pick Up Line

Q: What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?

A: Get in the truck!

Hillbilly

Q: How do you castrate a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth!

Shark Week - Lender

Q: To whom do fish go to borrow money?

A: The loan shark!

Old Easter

Q:  What's the best thing about growing old?

A:  You get to hide your own Easter eggs.