K9 Cowboy Riddles
Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"
Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!
Lesbian and Drag
Q: What's the definition of drag?
A: It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
How Many Seconds in a Year?
Q: How many seconds are in a year?
A: There are 12 seconds in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...
Q: Dad, is it true that spending time on the internet makes you dumber?"
A: "omg son lol"