Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
West Virginia Drinking
Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: How do you get out of an elephants stomach?
A: Run around until you're pooped out!
Shark Week - Swimming
Q: Is it safe to swim in the ocean this week?
A: Sure, the sharks are all busy filming with Discovery.
Cat St. Nick
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!