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Blonde and Turtle Have in Common

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Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?

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Q: What drug was the duck on?

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Little Red Dot

Q: You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead?

A: Coffee's ready.