Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: It was a high school.
Let Me Out
Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?
A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"
Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!