Blonde and Turtle Have in Common
Q: What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
A: When they lay on their backs they're screwed!
Toys 'R' Us
Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
A: We B Toyz N' Shit
Q: What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
A: An elephant in an elevator!
Q: What drug was the duck on?
Little Red Dot
Q: You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead?
A: Coffee's ready.