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West Virginia Drinking

Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? 

A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

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Q: How do you get out of an elephants stomach?

A: Run around until you're pooped out!

Shark Week - Swimming

Q: Is it safe to swim in the ocean this week?

A: Sure, the sharks are all busy filming with Discovery.

Cat St. Nick

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?

A: Santa Claws!