Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
First Black Man
Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the house.
Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!