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Chinese Blindfold

Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?

A: Put floss over their eyes.

Old Names

Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

A: Morgan.

Sweater World

Q: If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live?

A: In the hood.

Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?

A: It's because their knee grows!

Sensitive Man

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.