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Cat Mix

Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?

A: A sour puss.

Sensitive Man

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job will still suck.

Glass Coffin

Q: Will glass coffins be a success?

A: Remains to be seen.

No Work

Q: What's black and doesn't work?

A: Decaf coffee, you racist bastard!