Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins
Distinguishing an Arab from a Terrorist
Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!
Q: What two malls are in every city?
A: The one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
Q: What did the frog do when he found a magic lamp?
A: Rub it. Rub it.