Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
Chinese Short Bus
Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong
Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!
Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."