Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

1. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions
2. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.
3. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.
4. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
5. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
6. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
7. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
8. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
9. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"
10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, "I can do better than THAT!"

Free Water

Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.

Mohel Retirement

A mohel, after 20 years in the business, decides to retire. He thinks that maybe now he could use the foreskins for something. He brings all of them to a leather worker, and asks him to make something out of all the foreskins. He says, "Sure, come back in two weeks, I'll make something special." Two weeks later, the mohel returns. The leather maker presents him a gorgeous wallet. The mohel looks at it and asks, "It's a wonderful wallet, but that's all that you could get from the thousands of foreskins? It's so tiny." The leather maker responded, "Watch when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."