Religion Jokes

Made For Love

Adam was talking to God one day, and asked, "why did you make Eve so pretty?" God replied, "So you would love her." Adam then asked, "why did you make her such a good cook?" God replied, "So that you would love her." Adam asked, "Why does she have such a heavenly smile?" God said, "So you would love her." Finally, Adam asked, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God replied, "So that she would love you!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
Anonymous

Black Jesus

Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?
A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Hi Five God

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes)
Anonymous