Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Luke Skywalker To His Girlfriend

Q: What did Luke Skywalker say to his girlfriend?
A: This is Red 5, I'm going in.

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Improvise

My girlfriend was on her.
So I put it in her:

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Fruit or Vegetable

Q: Is a date a fruit or a vegetable?
A: You don't know until he's at the door.

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