Relationship Jokes - Cheater Jokes

Enough Duff

Q: When asked why she was divorcing her hubby, NHL hockey star Mike Comrie, what did Hilary Duff say?
A: “Because he kept pucking around on me.”

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Kiss Me!

"Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me." But the young man turned his head away, saying, "Of course not. How can I? I'm your own brother-in-law. Hell, we shouldn'teven be lying here making love."

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Anonymous

Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:
Most Honorable Sir,
You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.
No fee,
Chen Lee

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