Relationship Jokes - Cheater Jokes

The Maid

Maria, a maid, asks her boss for a raise. Her boss is annoyed and asks, "Now, Maria, why do you think you deserve a raise?" Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an raise. First, I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Your husband said so." Wife: "Oh." 
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Your husband did." Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.." The wife is obviously upset: "Did my husband say that ?" Maria: "No, Señora, the gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Cheating Boyfriend

A blonde complained to her friend, "I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Anonymous

Enough Duff

Q: When asked why she was divorcing her hubby, NHL hockey star Mike Comrie, what did Hilary Duff say?
A: “Because he kept pucking around on me.”

Categories: Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Hockey Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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