Relationship Jokes - Break-up Jokes

Good Bud

Q: What's the difference between men and beer?
A: When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.

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Single Drummer

Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

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Almost Celibate

"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She broke down and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year?"

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