Relationship Jokes - Break-up Jokes

Broken Heart

Q: What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowman?
A: She gave him the cold shoulder!

Anonymous

Breakup

My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her.
It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

Anonymous

Lazy Eye

Q: Want to know why I broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye?
A: Turns out she was seeing someone on the side.

Anonymous