Relationship Jokes - Break-up Jokes

Breakup

My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her.
It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

Anonymous

Lazy Eye

Q: Want to know why I broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye?
A: Turns out she was seeing someone on the side.

Anonymous

Hurt You Insult

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

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