Relationship Jokes

Why Are Women Like Snowflakes

Why are women like snow flakes? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice, but they'll all melt when they land on your face......

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Alaskan Light Bulbs

Q: How many Alaskan men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it.

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Neighbor Kids on Front Lawn

Q: How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn? 
A: You molest them!.

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