Relationship Jokes

3 Times a Virgin

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. "Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage." "The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day." "The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes)
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Ant-Elope

Q: Why did the ant-elope?
A: Nobody gnu!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Luke Skywalker To His Girlfriend

Q: What did Luke Skywalker say to his girlfriend?
A: This is Red 5, I'm going in.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Technology Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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