Relationship Jokes

Small Mistake

The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed 'bored'."

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Anonymous

You Tube Star

My girlfriend who works for YouTube is a famous porn star.
She'll kill me if she finds out.

Anonymous

What Do You Like Most

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

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Submitted BY: giggili