Relationship Jokes

Redneck Gets Married

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know what to do. He's fumbling around for a while, but finally his wife gets fed up and says, "Jeb, ya big idiot! Yer s'pposed to take that thing you play with and put it where I pee!"
So he got his bowling ball and threw it in the outhouse!

Categories: Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Wife Buried Her Husband

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave. The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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On The Side

Q: What do you call a redneck's mistress.
A: A second cousin.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Riddles
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