Relationship Jokes

Grandma's Condition

Q: What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?
A: Grandpa.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

St. Patrick's Day Parade

Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit cigarette into a damp mattress that's been left out on the sidewalk. The mattress starts to smoulder just as the blue-hair brigade, the Ladies' Auxiliary, is passing by. Hoffman takes a whiff, turns to Puscas, and says, "Man... you think maybe they're marching these ladies too fast?"

Categories: Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Drug Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Anonymous

Too Good To Be True

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink. The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness." The Italian said "That sounds good, but if we go to Baldini's with every third round they bring a free bottle of wine to the table." The Russian said "That sounds fine but if we go to Gouvstof's we drink for free all night and then go out into the parking lot and get laid." "That sounds to good to be true!" the Irishman exclaimed. "Have you actually been there?" "No," the Russian replied, "but my wife goes there all the time."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Bar Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes)
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