Relationship Jokes

Good Reason

The angry wife met her husband at the door the morning after her husbands golfing Christmas party. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Cut-Off

A woman attempted to cut off her husband's ding-a-ling. She missed and ended up cutting off his thigh. She went to jail and was charged with a misdaweiner.
 
 

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

Crossed to the Other Side

Just as the graveside service finished, there was a distant lightning bolt accompanied by a tremendous burst of rumbling thunder. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there and it's His problem now."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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