Park Bench and Mexican Dad
Q: What's the difference between a park bench and a Mexican dad?
A: The park bench can support a family of four.
White People and Aliens
White people, y'all are the only people to ever see aliens. I'm telling you, it's true. I was watching something about sightings. You never see blacks and Hispanics on sightings. You don't see that. You want to know why? I'm going to tell you why you don't see us on it -- because we mind our damn business.