Cross Between Puerto Rican and a Pollack
Q: What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack?
A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.
Q: What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican?
A: A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.
Sign of Inflation
Q: What is the sign of inflation?
A: A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
Park Bench and Mexican Dad
Q: What's the difference between a park bench and a Mexican dad?
A: The park bench can support a family of four.
Mexican Girl Gets Pregnant
Q: How did the Mexican girl get pregnant?
A: Her teacher told her to do an essay.